Little Jimmy was having some serious trouble making friends so he decided to make his own. He made six friends, Bob, Bobby, Bill, Fred, Joe, and Tim (He wasn’t very creative.) One day, him and his friends were out playing dodge ball when Joe chucked the ball at Jimmy’s head and missed. The ball soared through the air and hit Jimmy’s Dad’s car. Joe had quite an arm so he ended up creating a giant dent in the door of the car. Needless to say, all seven of them were terrified and went to hide in different places. Jimmy hid in the trunk of the car (again, not very creative), and the six imaginary friends hid in Jimmy’s sister’s closet. Instantly Jimmy decided he was feeling claustrophobic and decided to leave the trunk, but standing right there was his six friends. Jimmy said, “I thought you were hiding.”

They responded, “We did, for like eight hours…” 

He responded to their response, “Yeah right, it was only like five seconds.”

They responded to his response of their response, “That’s peculiar, we randomly stumbled into an alternate dimension called Ainran where the animals talked to us.”

He responded to their response of his response of their response, “Yeah right, it was only like five seconds.”

“You already said that!”, They exclaimed.

“Whatever, but I want to check out that closet.”

So the seven friends sneaked to Jimmy’s room and stood by the closet when all of a sudden, they heard a mysterious noise as if the closet was breathing. Then they were sucked in as if by a giant vacuum. Pressure built up around them until Jimmy thought his head would explode and then all was still.

Jimmy was confused, what kind of world is pitch black, and also why would six people spend eight hours in a pitch-dark world. He was about to scream and panic when Bob said, “Open your eyes doofus.” 

“Oh.” Jimmy said, and he opened his eyes. Suddenly, he realized he must have been blind because everything was still pitch black.

“Umm… is this the right closet?” Jimmy asked

“No.” Said Bobby

Then they were all digested and used as fertilizer.