Top ten of the Stig’s greatest quotes.

10.)Some say he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

9.)Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he’ll skive off and play croquet… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

8.)Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name. All we know is, he’s called Cuddles.

7.)Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

6.)Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

5.)Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks horizontally… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

4.)Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he’s allergic to the Dutch… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

3.)Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman’s nipples, and that he thinks that “credit-crunch” is some kind of a breakfast cereal. All we know is, he’s called the Stig.

2.)Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

1.)Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears head… all we know is, he’s called the Stig.

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