Guys learn that girls are different at a very early age, for me that sort of came in first grade.  I new probably as much as a baby at this age, girl are just different and that is all I knew.  I knew I was suppose to grow up and marry some cootie-covered girl.   My Mom and Dad did that, so I was suppose to.  Now I have been a husband many times, in Preschool I would play doctor and my wife was Katie.  Katie was a cute little girl, me and my best friend Josh were both “in Love with Her” if you would call it that.  But, I never knew why I was attracted to girls.  When at recess, in first grade, after lunch, we were playing ball tag.  This was one of my favorite games cause I was so good at it.  All of a sudden we hear, “Help, I am stuck.”  There was Gretchen, stuck on what we called the “Big M,” but something very funny about her being stuck was the fact that she was stuck on one of the points of the “M” in which one leg was on each side of it.  I along with every other guy decided that we would walk under the stuck girl who happened to be wearing a skirt.  There I saw “Powder Puff Girl” underwear.  Later that event landed me in time-out.  Thank you natural instincts.

I was a first grader playing on a all 2nd grade team playing in a 2nd grader league.  I always thought that I was just going to be ok.  But, I soon found out that I was quick, had a good arm, and could hit like a boss.  Well one thing that that great arm came in handy for was for was to play ball tag.  I was great.  When we played team ball tag I would be picked first.  One day, I had the ball, playing team tag in which you can pass the ball around.  I saw Jacob running away from me.  I hit him once but Jacob also had a good arm and got me back.  I thought that it was time for me to prove myself so I stalked Jacob.  I soon saw him resting for a second about twenty feet away.  I ran towards him and he ran.  I threw the green Nerf ball and it hit Jacob.  He went down crying.  I told him to suck it up.  I go over to him and I see a blood pool and poor Jacob holding his forehead.   I instantly freak out and get a teacher.  Thankfully it was not too bad but the hard plastic part of the ball hit him dead on the head.  His mom rushed over and her being a nurse glued his head closed and took him to the hospital.  Thank you athletic ability.