So one day, in a cosy little hut sat a guitarist. This guitarist was no ordinary guitarist though, he could shred like there was no tomorrow, almost as if his fingers were being puppeteerd by god himself. This guitarist had a small problem though, he was know as a fibber. And so as the guitarist was shredding in his cozy little hut with his amps set past ten, a polar bear off in the distance began to grow tired of his melodic riffs and verses. The polar bear got up standing at about 25 feet tall and marched with its sheer force of anger melting the ice around it. Finally the polar bear came upon the hut, and lightly knocked on the wooden door…. “well” the polar bear thought to himself, “if he cant hear me knocking, I might as well break down this door” and so the polar bear followed through, savagely beating down the flimsy wooden door. The guitarist stopped, shredding and looked in awe as the beast rambled through his front door, “its huge!” he thought to himself, then as a side note he wondered what in the world could such a creature as this want with him. That’s when the polar bear attacked, without hesitation he lunged at the guitarist, big meaty paws forward, and crushed his body to the ground, the guitarists, guitar flew up, but the strap was still on, so it came back right into the guitarists face, breaking his nose…. “what is the meaning of this!” screamed the guitarist, but the monstrous polar bear just gazed at him through anger filled eyes, and snarled, raising his paw above his head and smashing down on the guitarist’s, arm breaking it in five different places, and crushing it under pressure.. blood soaked the bears paw now. The guitarist cried for help, but his neighbors ignored it because of his past, the bear then growled, “no one coming to your rescue eh?” and gripped the guitarists long brown hair lifting him into the air. “its over” snarled the bear, as he opened his jaws wide and bit a chunk out of the guitarists stomach…. he let the guitarist fall to the ground, and left him for dead….. The End