Surgical drain vs. Vampire.

Most of you know the drill. No, that is not a sigh for you to start pushing screws into your head. Suicide is the outcome but that will never air. Your followers want to see videos worth watching. They don’t want to see a blood bath. They want to see a happy ending. Welcome to suicide club! This is your ending and the audience looks up to you. Don’t disappoint me.

“Hi. I have no name because I am a vampire. And I want to die. I have killed so many humans. I can’t live with myself. I drained them until they were dry and watched happily as their eyes closed with peace. So I will show you a trick. I will do to myself what I did to those poor souls. This will be a peaceful death. I only ask for applause when it is done. I hold, in my hand, a surgical drain. With this, I will remove every ounce of my blood and watch it gather in this tub.”

All you can hear is applause around the world. The vampire is dead.

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  • f on Jun 15, 2010

    obv this is fantasy, peoples eyes do not close when they die :) rigamortis sets in over the body the eyes are evaporated of fluid and turn white, the people who find the body closes them for the person so they can symbolically rest, also veins would collapse if you were to try and drain a person of their blood, the body does that as a defense and also veins are weak sources to obtain blood through syrenges :)

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