They’re were many days of the year when the days were long , sunny, bright and just darn great and today well today is the best day of them all , today is just sooo….. wet and gloomy and cold, which in my perspective  “ FANTASTIC !”

 Hi my name is Simon … Simon Peterson  I’m a bunny, I’m 12 weeks old and I live with my mom , dad  and sister , in the animal world things are  hard, trust me , I’ve lived for the past 12 weeks “ which is a very long time to be living” and boy  I’ve had a hek of a life.

 So where was I oh yes , the weather is good today because I get to relax, no more Humans coming out of there habitats and taking me out of my home to brush me or try fattening me up or cutting my nails , which is the worst because  sometimes the Humans  cut my toe on accident, and then blood starts squirting out, “ which hurts a lot” my mother “Cookie” her toe got cut once and then lots of blood came squirting out , uhh it was nasty to see… but I wasn’t there of course,  this was before I was born, but my dad “Alakay” told me  .

 The weather is great I cant wait to get out and play with the wet grass,

“Ay” not so fast you little Rabbit, you’re not leaving the hutch unless you do you’re chores ,

What chores? “ Uff dad, his so annoying” I’m sure I’ve done them,

No you haven’t , have you put all your droppings onto one side and cleaned your bed ?

No daaaad…

Then go this instance an do it

OK! Gosh parents are annoying, see  that’s the down side when it’s a wet day Humans don’t come out, so then I have to do my chores, which I CBA “ Cant Be Asked” .

( 40 minutes Later )

Finally done. I’m going now dad,

Wait !

Now what ?

Give me a hug and promise me you’ll be good.

I will do the promise thing but not the hugging , nooo way