The answer to another irresistible challenge from The Duff Man. A ceiling fan a Troll a smelly armpit and a moldy sandwich.

This is a tale about some fearless Troll hunters, their fearless leader The Mighty Mighty Bo Jack but even he knows his Bo Jack Nation while strong all depends on the makeup and combined efforts of his deeply loved brethren. Houston we have a Troll problem and as usual, Team Bo Jack is called on to restore order again. We have already saved the world from the Potato People in outer space, the world from Global Warming, the horrors of Michael Jackson, The Somali Pirates and now the threat to world peace, the infamous Troll gate.

The Troll hunters awoke early the morning, the fog was thick and the night air was humid.

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The ceiling fan broke during the night, and the result was a sweaty smelly arid plight.
 Fortunately Bo Jack and his mighty war veteran pirates have improvised just about any and everything you can imagine, and Bo had an extra ceiling fan in the garage since they seemed to burn out every couple of years in the summer here.


As you know this new Troll had a new stronger strand of DNA and no matter how seldom we fed it, it remained.

It escaped and broke loose in the forum and we could not catch the little bugger. So while Bo was doing final adjustments on the nuclear powered Troll laser killers for long distance Troll sniper shots,

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Duff was working on the  infra red Troll sensing detectors while Mnofdichotomy was installing the ceiling fan and received a slight shock under his left arm.


 Image Credit Bill AKA Mnofdichotomy

This guy has the true gangster mentality, a perfect fit for Team Bo Jack

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  • payge on Jun 20, 2009

    Leave it up to you to give me a good laugh on a early Saturday morning.Now that was written in perfect Bo style….though I doubt someone will like it.Still laughing…..nice done Bo.makes me glad that Im on your side and not a troll….not to font of moldy sandwiches .P.s.now who is gonna clean up the mess and what if the troll went straight for 5 minutes and had babies?

  • Rose Christine on Jun 20, 2009

    Bo,
    I’m glad I wasn’t the troll. You really did a great jub and it was so interesting, that I couldn’t take my eyes off of it. Great Story!

  • Sandra A Flowers on Jun 20, 2009

    Laughing hysterically here, only you could pen a piece such as this, great job!!!

  • PR Mace on Jun 20, 2009

    That was just plain old strange and funny.

  • Simon Belmont on Jun 20, 2009

    Hahaha hilarious. Is team Bo Jack still hiring?

  • California Dreamer on Jun 20, 2009

    Enjoyed, made me laugh. At first when the troll pic popped up, it started me for a second. lol

  • Inna Tysoe on Jun 20, 2009

    That was a fun read.

    Inna

  • HelloSiti on Jun 21, 2009

    I feel I am including the gang.

  • Duff D Moss on Jun 21, 2009

    Thanks bloke – that did indeed cheer me up. You’re a mad man – I love ya :-)

  • Darla Cooke on Jun 21, 2009

    This is a great and very interesting Troll story, one that I really enjoyed reading.

  • papaleng on Jun 21, 2009

    a joy to read. like it Bo.

  • Alistair Briggs on Jun 21, 2009

    @HelloSiti: I have a feeling you might not be part of the gang, unless the ‘hunted’ is part of the gang. PMSL

  • Fresh Writing on Jun 22, 2009

    Hah- highly amusing…like payge said, written in typical Bo style…:)

    Grins,

    -Fresh Writing

    (an interesting way to sign off a comment, aye?)

  • rutherfranc on Jun 22, 2009

    bojack express
    at it`s best..

  • hfj on Jun 25, 2009

    Fun write as usual Bo. Some pretty shady characters you’ve been hanging with though. Well done friend.

  • CutestPrincess on Jul 6, 2009

    haha, another great job, Bo! you never fail to amazed me!

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