One day out in the middle of the Sierra Desert there was an young tourist who got lost. He was living off of scabs and drinking his blood he said. He is the narrator of this comedian story I guarantee this story will make you laugh. This story is dedicated to Nathan Davis because he made it up on the bus on 12/13/07 at 3:15 to 3:50 until I got off the bus, so enjoy this story.

So I am just walking along and just keep telling my self that I have lived out in the desert for 15 days drinking my blood and eating my scabs. He went to find some kind of tree or something to lay down in shade but instead he just dug a whole in the sand and I got wonderful reception on my cell phone but every stinking time I dialed a number a bomb went off like fifty feet away so I just laid down and went to sleep. Around five hours later I woke up in an underground world with monkeys and Meerkats all around me and cars that hovered and all the newest technology.

Chapter 1: The Tunnel-Digging Spider Monkey

So I walked up to some monkey and asked what this place is. Yah uh it’s the new world what in the world. Ok this is a cool place. So what do you do all day? Nothing much really just set and eat. You’re telling me I’ve been up there in that desert fifteen days just eating scabs and drinking my blood and you guys have food! Oh but scabs have been extinct for fifteen years. What? You not write do you need something to eat. Heck yes I want something to eat! What do you want we have almost anything. Give me a chocolate shake and a banana. Coming right up. UGGGHGH Ahhh. Here is you’re Banana. What what kind of thing are you? Why we are the most high tech Monkeys around we are the Tunnel Digging Spider Monkeys. And just how are you that. We breed with Meerkats kid, we can do anything. So we eat bananas poop bananas and eat our poop we can live off of one banana nearly 6 months so eat. You can dehydrate it if you want just go stick it up there in the desert and wait a few hours and there you go, but if you don’t wait long enough it might be kind of chewy but still good.