Well any ways try it. I think I will pass. Just try it jeeze. Ch cha ch ch cha… isn’t bad not much flavor though. Oh now you guys set around you don’t do anything all day? Well we do have a couple things that we do around here for fun… What? Well we take a handful of our poop and through it, try it out here bbbbbrrb. Hit that big monkey right there. Are you sure about this and all? Do it hurry up and throw! Ugh whack! Nice hit bye. How Dare you hit me RGRGRGRGGGRR! I aught to. Ugh OH! Don’t you know the rules around here, no throwing poop at the AMBASSADOR. That monkey over there told me to through it at you. Shuakaka get your bare behind over here this monkey instit. Yes sir I see that you found the newcomer. What he is from above, but how did he make it through all them radiation mines and through that desert? I drank my blood and ate my scabs for fifteen days avoiding them radioactive mines, can i get the hell out of this place now!

Take him to cell 24 and tell him the rules… 5 minutes later.

So the rules are 1. never sleep ( I give out energy tirds every 8 hours to all of you.) 2. Be in your bed at exactly 7:55p.m and a.m not a second later or before because if you get in it before your bed will blow up, and if you get in it later well you cant because bombs go off everywhere right at 7:55 and they avoid hitting your bed. But make sure you get out of your bed at 7:57 and not later because the bomb on your bed will be activated again. 3. Don’t throw poop at the Ambassador. That is all. Bye bye click! Oh here is your energy tird see you later. Wait what time is it? It is seven fifty four.

Chapter 2: The Clone

Hey you did you say you had the SCABS? Yes I do. Well you see I made a plan last night while waiting for the bombs to turn off and I figured that we could make a clone of your body, how do you make scabs again? It is dried blood… so I just cut myself. Well we could make a clone of you, take all of your skin off and let you scab, then make tons of clones of your scabs… Brilliant idea isn’t it? Sure so will I be free then. Of course not we will be blowing up the whole entire earth and moving to MUSHIWAWA in 18 hours 53 minutes and 12 seconds so unless you want to die you stay with us. But I have family out there! No we you family. Fine where is this cloning machine at anyways. Come with me. Zzzap! Burr that was cold. Tada! Now go cut that body up like you did yourself and make it a scab.

Well that is the end of this story for now I hope you enjoyed it and I hope I get a good grade. So I did not tell you the people here they are. I am Juan Zugha, m name is Bo Zo, I am Cean Juan the Ambassador tell him I said thanks for throwing poo.