Gobble, Gobble to the fix, and the ax that won’t fit. Over in Humbletown, Iowa, a battle is in the works in the form of planning, and careful examination with Turkey’s from around the world, and a drumstick of victory and mobilization.

 A certain Turkey, known as Captain Butt proclaimed, “There will be no axes of Turkey’s for Thanksgiving nor Christmas”. However, it was becoming apparent in Humbletown, how would Captain Butt contest his mission, and where would he start? This was a question that was asked by Harvey, the Captain’s sidekick, and assistant to the fearless Captain. There’s a quest at hand of deliverance, and no defiance. However, the theme for all Turkey’s was playing in the background, “We will survive”, a notion supplied from Gloria Gaynor. The mission was to serve humans on the dinner table, and throw them into the ovens, and stuffed with their own goodness coming from nature itself.

This was indeed a big mission to undertake, but could it be pulled off? Now Captain Butt needs to think quick as the holidays are steadily approaching, and the mission needs to turn into action. Axes across the country are being tuned up for the feasts and festive events in every household.

Just then, Harvey was wining, and running around like a mad bird in panic, but only applying in desperation, “I don’t want to be slaughtered, and served on a platter of stuffing, what are we going to do, what, what, what? Then suddenly Captain Butt slapped Harvey in his face, and urged him, “Get your self together, or I will eat you myself”. The Captain recommended, “Mobilization is our plan, and we must alert all Turkey’s around the world, and prepare to do battle with the humans.

The evening at 8:00 pm, Captain Butt and General Drumstick were discussing the strategy in more detail in the attack, and it will be Turkey Day for us, and a new day for humans. All the Turkey’s in Humbletown united, and listened carefully to the instructions and it was quickly passed to nation to nation, and around the world.

Dawn had approached with the sunrise in the horizon, and the battle cry of the rooster, which broke the silence of a new day. The Captain of the Turkey’s shouted, “Forward March, and man your battle stations. Home after home was attacked by the Turkey’s, and cranberry sauce was sauteened  into the feast of humans into a rebellious nature of victory into the Turkey’s challenge. Well, the Turkey’s revenge turned into their accomplishment. However, the Turkey’s have triumphed, but what about the ducks. Captain Butt proclaimed, “That’s their problem, and not my concern nor my involvement, and besides, they can fly and everyone knows the hunter’s score, “Get the meat so we can eat”.