In Fluffyville, there lives a vampire named Sir Poopsalot. He a young vampire who goes to Fluffyville Elementary. He is a well know bully in the school. Everyone is scared of him because he’s a vampire and he has scary fangs. He especially likes to bully a a little boy named Tweety Tweeter. Everyday Sir Poopsalot would call bad names and punches him when he passes him in the hallway. He would take Tweety’s lunch and makes fun of him. Whenever Tweety wants to go to the bathroom, Sir Poopsalot would get the pass first and says, “too bad sucker!” and doesn’t comeback for another 30 minutes. 

Tweety hated Sir Poopsalot from the start but he can’t do anything about him. He’s a vampire, but Tweety’s just an average boy. But as the days goes on, Tweety’s hate for Sir Poopsalot grows and more and more and he wants revenge. Then one day, Sir Poopsalot went over the top by throwing Tweety head first into the girl’s bathroom stall. Tweety decided to end this bullying once and for all. He did some research on vampires, and found many of their weaknesses. He found that vampires are especially afraid of garlic, and will melt under sunlight. Tweety got a devious plan to end Sir Poopsalot. 

The next day after school, despite a tragic loss of lunch and a pencil box thrown in the toilet, Tweety happily went home, knowing Sir Poopsalot has gotten the last of his laughs. In the middle of the night, Tweety sneaked out of his house with several things: Black spray paint, a necklace of garlic spray (extra sharp), a hammer, and a screwdriver. First he went to Sir Poopsalot’s house, and went to the window (one out of 2 in the house, both opaque) and with the hammer and screwdriver, managed to get the nails loose and go in the house. He then replaced the window, and with the spray painted, he painted the window completely black. He then circled around to the other side of the house where the other window is, and spray painted it totally black, so whoever inside would have no idea whether it is light or day. He wait for several hours accompanied by only Sir Poopsalot’s rumbling snores and occasionally some rats who came to visit. When he tried to get a snack in the kitchen, he found the foods all labeled: Type A, Type B, Type AB, and Type O, which is obviously inedible.