It was a dark night, without a sun, and the vampire, hungry already, was out searching for preys. Hes on the street, in his Volvo taxi, when he notice that under a traffic light, by an ant hole, and to the left of a Jewish Jewelry shop, lies the perfect dinner, a full weight fat guy!

The vampire turns on the taxi’s light, showing that hes available. the fat guy climbs up the cab and murmurs-”to the burger king 24/7 please” -OK- said the vampire, while he pressed a hidden switch under the driver seat. A nasty gas starts filling the cab, and the fat guy dies withing 10 secs.

The vampire gets out of the cab, and looks under the car. he grabs the Grill, and toasts the fat guy into a big steak with lots of blood and a carrot filled with cottage cheese… That night, the vampire stood satisfied by his cab….. “OH no” 3 O clock! damn, i gotta hurry! he runs to the car, and drive to his house…

The next morning, the vampire, after playing halo all night, decides that it is time for a good breakfast. he takes his made, and tell her to some scrambled eggs and some cereal. while the HOT made is making the breakfast, the vampire strikes from the back, and drain all her blood, then, after that, well…. he goes to watch some TV.

Cause its nine o clock, the vampire is starving as hell! He decides to take an old car to give it a spin. He goes to his garage, and takes the keys for a brand-new Lamborghini, total black, and fully equipped, with stereo sound, bass, sub woofers, etc. The vampire passes by a graveyard, and he exclaims: Damn, I See Dead people                         any way the vampire enters the graveyard and starts removing the earth from a tombstone. When he finishes, he notice that the graveyard guard has spotted him, so he crouches by a stone, when the guard approaches, he takes the body and strike the guards head. When the body hit the guard, it sounded like metal. So the vampire realizes that the body was from Wolverine, one of the X men. What ever, the vampire takes the old guards and grills him like a salmon, and also, he takes a potatoe, and fills it with cottage cheese, and some vegetables.

That night, the vampire was once more, satisfied. By the time he was asleep, the villagers of the town started to realize that this murders were all the same, always bites in he victims neck, and always the victim was completely dry. They also realized that the freaky guy, living up the hill, was the vampire who was killing people, so they made a stand.

By the morning, the villagers took grenades, rocket launchers, etc. and destroyed the vampire’s house, which was made of glass. When the finished, they noticed that the vampire’s coffin stood still, without any sound. They decided to open it..

Surprise! said the vampire, from up the ceiling – What you have there is another villager! You will never catch me!-

THEN THE VAMPIRE STARTED THE LONG TRIP DO USA……

THE END