Bob was a very unfortunate man. He was teased and kicked and punched and bit and socked and poked. Bob was so unhappy he cried all day.

   But Bob also had good days, he liked to sing and play the violin. Bob went to concerts every day and played classical music for all the Grannies in the neighborhood. He liked to play the violin so much that one day he got very good and got to play the violin for Mr Obama.

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   He  didn’t ever go out to eat. So he was rich. So he got the smallest house that was ever made. That was because he wanted to save all his money.

   Mr. Bob  was saving his money for the auction, he heard that they were auctioning three wedding at three different places. One was the White House, one was the dumpster, one was Alaska. Surprisingly the dumpster cost 500 dollars and you had to do all the organizing. He also had to wear ugly clothes because he had to save his money to get the White House wedding. One day his dream came true.