Beatnik Kiddo stories…

One:- Erwhia and the wonder cow.

One day a wonderful crew of little kids went out,

They sought to do aught else but rout?

The wonder cow they met,

One among them they’d fret.

Might endanger the wonder cow.

Vampire by nature but well seriously wow.

She sought to understand the stinky beast.

Why does it make poopie bad like yeast?

I know that it offends me to see them drink the cow juice went she.

When well the blood is the life, why don’t they see?

It must go the way of the space cows and be mine, she thought.

So the cow got bitten and left to dry?

Why why why not, went the embittered little tyke.

The others they had no milk any more, by the score..

Whilst stampeding Pamplona style, Erwhia got on and got the ride of her life!

She ran the poor beastie into the ground, but with an amazing vampire bat flying sound… She flew alright…… From here to well….

For in all truth she never for the sky was bound?

Well in a way the cow got fed up.

Grew vampire wings and flew off.

Erwhia was fed but sad.

Fed with wow cow blood but sad there wasn’t any any more.

Now if you ask me who flies around the moon for real?

It’s the Dark Vampire Cow, that’s the deal!

Two:- Eric and the hourglass of brother death….

When Eric himself, the dark son of the dark son, met brother death he asked him…

How long will I live?

Brother death reached deep within himself and said my hourglass says you will live a short time…

Eric brandished his dagger, gleaming like a dark flash of lightning in the dark of night and said what is the hourglass for me then?

Br. death answered it is like your Hitler Jugend dagger and well…..

Eric thought a while and then said… If Adolf Hitler knew you then, he lived a short time, and I a short one as well.

Death smiled, which is not hard for a skeleton and said “Yes lil one….. But…. Eh?”

Indeed said Eric, then let me live longer like the Ninja my daddy likes…

Br. death smiled again…. And said “The Ninja your father likes live long indeed but some died quickly due to the seppuku game!”