There are 3 guys that are stuck on a cliff. God has gave them each one wish, so they can escape the cliff. But god says that in order for them to get their wish they have to run and jump off the cliff. So the first guy gets a running start and then jumps and says ” I wish i could be an eagle!” He goes flying. The second guy runs and jumps and wishes to be an airplane, he goes flying. Then finally the last guy goes, he gets a running start and trips,” SHIT!”

So, there are three guys…. Steven Harper, Micheal Anigtiff, and Jack Layton. Steven Harper says I bet you I can make one Canadians happy by giving them $1000. Micheal Anigitiff says I bet you I can make two Canadians happy by giving them both $500 dollars. Jack Layton says. I bet you I can make 10 Canadians happy by giving them all $100 Then the polite says, I bet you I can make a whole country happy. By throwing you three off this plane.

One day a blonde went to the store and came home with a some TV.  She goes and takes a shower then comes back to see them gone and her husband on the couch with a bulging stomach
she askes, “where did the TV go i wanted to watch Rachel Ray.”  The husband replies, “Honey what TV you bought home a TV dinner remember.”