Once upon a time there lived a girl covered in pimples. Her name was tomato face because these pimples shot lava. Her face was deadly, not just because lava shot out of it, because she looked so hideous that people would rather gauge their own eyes out than glance at her. That was her secret weapon. That was how she would destroy the world or how the world would destroy her.

People fell left and right. Why can’t the whole world be blind? Tomato face needed a paper bag over her head. Eyes were burning everyone. She was even in the news. People threw their television sets left and right. The world was becoming lava.

Just when the world thought it was ending, Lila appeared. Lila was the biggest butch you’d ever meet, shotgun in one hand and pimple cream in the other. The shotgun was just for dramatic effect because what lady doesn’t like a gun. Although, it did seem small compared to her guns.

Lila squirted pimple cream all over the streets waiting for tomato face. This was a challenge. Tomato face appeared. She slid on that pimple cream covered street all the way to Lila. Lila had an open tube in her hand and she drenched that tomato girl’s face with it. The world is safe. Ladies and gentlemen, pimple cream is your best friend and your savior.