Tommy The Cockerel

johnnydod on Mar 1, 2010

Tags: cockerel, island, Pussy cat, ship, Swim

The Voyage.

Jack the Rooster and his son Tommy cockerel and his girlfriend Donna the pussycat decided to go on a sea voyage, three days out there were lazing on the deck sunbathing , when all of a sudden there was a load bang people were dashing all around it seems the ship had hit something and was sinking.

They all grabbed a lifebelt and along with loads of other passengers jumped overboard, for days and days they drifted slowly the drifted apart Tommy the cock and his his girlfriend Donna the pussycat manage to keep together after about five days and nearly dead Tommy saw land, “look” he said “an island”

“As I am the swimmer I will swim to it and make sure its safe” Tommy the cockerel, and so he swam to the shore, after a while pussy spied him laying on the beach surrounded with lovely maidens fanning him in the noon day sun.

She swam and swam to the shore and made her way up the beach to where Tommy the cock was being served be all the lovelies Donna the pussy cat was so angry and she just stood there all dripping wet in front of Tommy.

The moral of the story is…. ‘Wherever you a find a contented cock, you will always find a wet pussy’.

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Authoress Terry E. Lyle on Mar 1, 2010
That’s a little nasty the last line even thou you’re talking about animals. Even though I’m sure this would be a funny joke in private company of adults.
suzi xxx on Mar 1, 2010
Oh I’m Oh So Offended hahaha oh haha Johnny just when most seemed to be childrens books, or writes hahah this is so cute an funny, an I’m Scerrrrt for all those Ladies Doing The Pampering The Site Of Donna The Drippin Wet Pussy, I’d be A Scampering, No More Pampering For Tommy Cockerel Oh Well.
This is great, I’m still laughing. Thanks For Sharing Johnny. Great Job. I can still see “when that cat got to dry land” oh shoot. Very Great Job Done!
pearl2010 on Mar 1, 2010
Interesting story to read.
Citra Florenca on Mar 1, 2010
My gosh! What a moral! LOL. Your strories are always unpredictable. Hey I miss Dolly Ducktail, when will I see her again? hehehe
Shirley Shuler on Mar 1, 2010
LOL, very interesting story, Johnny.
phyllis on Mar 1, 2010
Funny !!!!!!
ujwal28 on Mar 1, 2010
Interesting story with a different moral.
standingproud on Mar 2, 2010
Thanks , I think
Im laughing but mad,
your such a wonder.
wet pussy indeed.
I have never heard of a cats name being Donna.
What are you really trying to say , grrr
hahahahahahahahahaaaa
papaleng on Mar 2, 2010
quite an interesting story and a weird moral.. have fun reading this.
AlmaG on Mar 2, 2010
IMAO on your moral
albert1jemi on Mar 2, 2010
great write
Christine Ramsay on Mar 2, 2010
LOL. I am not sure this story should go in your children’s book.

Christine
sambhafusia on Mar 2, 2010
great write….
Moira62 on Mar 2, 2010
Johnnydod wash your mouth out with soap hahahahhahahahaaa very funny:)
Darla Cooke on Mar 2, 2010
Roberta on Mar 4, 2010
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , You are awful but I like you

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