“Who wants to be a lightning bug? They’re born, they get fat, they blink and they die…”- George

I squished a bug. “Friend request denied…”- George

“When’s the last time you smelled a seal?” “Fish. Fish smell like the ocean, the ocean doesn’t smell too great. You’ve been to the zoo!”- Chem Daddy and Dover

“But they have teeth.” “That doesn’t make them not a whale.”- Junior and Chem Daddy

“WAAAABAFET!”- Junior. I say it counts as an animal.

“That was a frog.”- Chem Daddy

“What if I’m shrugging and I step on a bug while I’m hugging?”- Cunnor

“He has had sexual relations with multiple penguins today in magnanimous amounts.”- Nickles. O.o

“Big Fat Falcon.”- Nickles

“Look at my monkey!”- A. Will

“I am a mushroom-like figure with one bone.”- Ladler. …

“I ate pig brains one time. Tasted like egg yoke.”- Gator

“I want to fart butterflies!” “That was blatant abuse of the quote system.”- Dover and George

“I’m a whale. Waves, whales. They’re close.”- Ladler

“Doctor Octopus did it!”- Junior

“You little sandshark!”- Chem Daddy

“I burp butterflies, too.”- Dover

“Everybody deserves a shirt with a monkey on it, I guess.”- Chem Daddy