That’s right: Asians. Those sneaky, spiky-haired, awesome, goofy ninjas that sneak around the halls of your everyday redneck high school. Let’s just say- they are amazing.

While listening to the anouncements: “Did she just just say ‘Will some random deadlock please come to the office’?”- Chino

“Hey. ”- Chino

“Happy Birthday.”- J to the L. It’s only significant because he says it back to you on his birthday. Or on any day…

“Oh, right. She’s a Chinese spy…”- Papa Cap

“Who decided that the best way to learn the alphabet was to set it to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?” “I learned it in Japanese.”- Me and George Lopez

“But at Saito they put the eggs and stuff in the rice and they cook it right in front of you!” “My mom can do that.”- Me and Chino

“Pink is the color of explosions. And heartbreak…”- George Lopez. (He looks like George Lopez, okay? He’s actually Filipino, so he’s an Asian).

I threw this one in here because Chuck Norris is a ninja. “This test is coated with a chemical formula. If you write on it, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you, BUT- he will miss, BUT- the wind from his kick will rip out your pancreas.” “That’s okay. We don’t need that anyway.”- Papa Cap and Andrew

Next year… we need to have more Asian quotes.

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