“All the kings horses and all the king’s men sat around arguing about what to do with Humpty Dumpty.”- Mrs. B

“There was a hippopotamus. The hippopotamus was thirsty, so he went to the watering, (milking), hole. He didn’t notice the orange snake sneaking up on him until it was too late, and the snake ate him. After it ate the head, the hippo thrashed around wildly and they both died.”- Junior, playing with animal crackers.

“First my pen fell through a wormhole, and now my dorito bags are reproducing!”- Junior

“Wayne construyo la casa de arena!” Translation: Wayne built the sand castle.

“When I was a kid, I did not like giant rats.”- Chem Daddy

John is a gator, trying to choose a meal. Alex is the swan. She comes with open feathers. Kayla is the ugly duckling.

“And they made it a movie. It was a blockbuster hit called ‘The Slaughter of the Male Cow and Aladdin the Camel and the Headless Donkey’!”- Junior. Playing with animal crackers. Again.

“I had a puppy one time. It died.”- Big Wayne

Moral of this story: You are seventeen. Stop playing with animal crackers; someone might get hurt.

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P.S. Never underestimate the fat of a hippo’s head.