“Jake had a mental challenge. Jake, you lost, because the mental challenge was silicon dioxide!”- Chem Daddy. You had to be there.

“It’s like talking to a Polish kid.”- Chem Daddy

“No, grandma. Go back to the home.”- Chem Daddy

“Is it a Series of Unfortunate Events?” “We aren’t talking about your life.”- Weiner and Chem Daddy

“I’m sorry you got stupid. Happens to me all the time.”- Chem Daddy

“Stick that in your sippy cup and sip it!”- Junior

“I want to meet this guy. He thinks like me.” “It was [name omitted for fear of revenge].” “Ew! Nevermind!”- Junior and George

“Stop trying to steal my thunder!” “Thunder.”- Chem Daddy and A. Will

“You’re giving voluptuous a bad name!”- Breanna

“I’m going to stab you in the shirt!”- George Lopez

“You moved the lake!” “I’m the fork of God! I can do whatever I want!”- Junior and Dover

“Until she starts playing with the big boys, she can shut the whatever up.”

“Want to buy some donuts, fat kid?”- A. Will

“Now she’s a dumb smart kid.”- Cunnor

“Blood-thirsty Fighters Forever.”- Ladler

“FYI, I wanted to keep you out there.”- A. Will

“You look like a horse!”- Chem Daddy

(to be continued…)