“You are a strange child.”- Chem Daddy

“So bad milk would turn to cottage cheese.”- Chippy

“We don’t talk about troublemakers.”- Chem Daddy

“Bieber is like the worst thing to ever be alive. He’s even first compared to Walpole.”- Chem Daddy

“BBCWJ! Figure it out! Without Jake!”- Dover

“I thought the green giant was taller than that.”- Chem Daddy

“Your mom is an epic legend.”- Me. Wait… was that a compliment?

“…could have died because it saw Jake or had a heart attack.”- Chem Daddy

“I asked you NOT to throw me!”- George

“Molly-tipping!”- Junior

“Every day, we learn more and more about what’s wrong with you.”- Chem Daddy

“The intelligently challenged…”- Chem Daddy

“Molly’s umbilical cord needs to go back to Ashlee Dover.”- Chem Daddy

“Screw you!”- Brice

“You’re saying dyslexic dyslexically!”- Me

“You deserve a parachute that deserves to die!”- Dover

While trying to suffucate Jake: “I wasn’t trying. I was succeeding.”- Chem Daddy

“You should’ve ended her yesterday.”- Chem Daddy

“I do not have awful manners. I have incredible manners; I just don’t use them on you because I don’t like you.”- A. Will

(to be continued… perhaps a few times… we’re really mean)