“A baby named Aidan? He’s doomed.”- Chem Daddy

“I’m Shelbyphobic.”- Chem Daddy

“That was NOT an invitation!”- George

“You’re cheating on me again?” “We’re NOT TOGETHER, Jonathan!”- Jonathan and Alex

“She threw a screw at me! I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMOOOORE!”- Junior, the mature.

“I did not put anyone in a headlock. A full nelson, yes. A headlock, no.”- Chem Daddy

“You are the epitome of organization.”- Chem Daddy

“You’re a fire hazard!”- Chem Daddy

“I’m sorry you’re a pervert.”- Ladler

“You look like a seal.”- Chem Daddy

“You’re such a heterozygote.”- Chem Daddy

“You’re disgracing the sacred pages!”- Kayla

“You wrinkled my paper! Iron it.”- Weiner

“Now my paper’s all ugly like you!”- Weiner

“I will not have a man-child named Tina!”- JisP

“Nick, why do you talk?”- Chem Daddy

“You’re master. Mister is for the elder, master is for the Junior.”- Chem Daddy

(to be continued… and continued…)