“I wish I had a hippogriff really bad.”- Weiner

“Honolulu!”- Ladler

“I’m a really weak giant. I can’t punch through the ceiling.”- Chem Daddy

“You have a problem with my pots?”- Chem Daddy

“We don’t have a vacuum, Jake!”- Chem Daddy

“You’re not writing a novel. It’s a poem. All novels are about me.”- Nickles

“I could be the spawn of Nixon.”- Nickles

“It’s an and/or slash.”- Chem Daddy

“There’s a lot of voodoo and Harry Potter involved.”- Papa Cap

“I breathe dead people.”

“It’s-a-me-ah-Victorybell!”- Ladler

“Shelby. Shelby. Shelbyshelbyshelbyshelbyshelby.”- Chem Daddy

“Shelby. Hi.”- Chem Daddy

“I can’t talk to myself. I know all my own jokes.”- T.W.

“We answered that yesterday.” “Can you REanswer it?”- Chem Daddy and Gator

“Two’s a crowd, three’s a party, four is a mosh pit.”- Dover

“I’ve stunned you all into apathy.”- Papa Cap

“Why do you do? Do you know why you do?”- Dover

“What’s up? Bam! Screw you, x-box!”- Bri- I mean Junior.

“That’s the peer pressure laugh.”- Gator