"I MISS WALPOLE!!"
“I think we make a lovely couple!”- JisP, referring to George Lopez. I swear, they’re straight… I think.
“Stop pulling up my shirt, Blake!”- Junior
“I had to use a sports bra.”- George Lopez. Btw, George Lopez and George are not the same person. George Lopez is a boy, George is a girl.
“He tickled my pencil.”- JisP
Warning: This quote was scratched out. Someone didn’t want it in there, so he stole the book and scribbled over it. I still know what it says. “I’m not even going to be a gay porn star! Why do I need to know this?”- Nickles
The next few stemmed from the rest of that conversation… I won’t explain what they were talking about.
“It burns. I would know.”- Ladler
“This is expensive, high quality, hardcore…”- Ladler
“Why would I watch porn about canals?”- Ladler
“My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps. Check it out!”- Nickles
“What is this white stuff on my pants?”- Chino
I warned you…
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