“She farts glitter.”- Dover

“Let me put my entire fist in there.”- George Lopez

“The curtains don’t match the drapes.”- Caleb. His head hair doesn’t match his… leg hair. That’s seriously what he meant… I think.

“Do you want some candy, little girl?”- Chem Daddy

“He smells innocent. Now quick; feel him. Does he feel innocent?”- Ladler

“I suck, so hard.”- George

“Strip away!”- Junior

“Hwuh! Hwuh! Hwuh!”- Junior. I would rather not explain.

“Must’ve been a really hot noodle.”- Erica

“I AM my little brother!”- Ladler

“I’d use this everyday if I was an old woman.” “Soap!”- Dover and Junior. Because she doesn’t use that now… Oh, Catch Phrase…

“Tengo queso en mis pantalones.”- Mrs. B’s whiteboard. Translation: I have cheese in my pants.

“He’ll like latch onto your hip or something with his teeth.”- Ladler. All I did was rub his head! It was fuzzy! Goodness…

“He PAID for her!”- George. That’s right, George witnessed a genuine prostitute being dropped off somewhere.

I’m sorry for the trauma this may have induced.