Ear vacuuming.

“My sandwich is so floppy!”- Junior

“I went bouncing with my pogo stick last night.”- Junior. Cool story bro.

“Yellow liquid falling from the sky?”- Junior

“If I zipped it up, I could wear this without pants.”- George

“Are you going to hit me with a banana?” “No. I’m going to eat my banana, and smile.”- George and Junior

“It’s like one of those romantic sexy dreams, but then Stephen is there.”- Brake

“Humphrey is always watching you. It’s like Santa.”- Dover

“Yes! Someone else was actually worried about my well-being!” “And not your well-bearing.”- Shelby and James

“Chew my corn nuggets!”- Junior. He’d just had his wisdom teeth out… he also considered sucking his pizza. Ashlee told him not to because he would get dry socket.

“Why are we talking about strippers, Ashlee?”- Mrs. M

“We shouldn’t say these things around Humphrey.”- Cunnor

“I am a whore.”- Jonathan

“It’s like brown and curly and thick and luscious!”- Junior. His hair.

“When’s the last time you smelled an armpit that smelled like flowers?” “This morning! My armpits always smell like flowers!”- Gator and Dover

“You gotta spit when you say it.”- George

“That last lightning strike smelled like a gigantic turd.”- George Lopez

“Those don’t look like wings. They look like boobs on his butt.”- Cunnor

(to be continued)