Interviewer: So I hear you look like George Lopez. What is it about you that makes people think that?

Richard: I apparently have an abnormally large cranium, along with the smexy dark tan skin, causing people to believe that I look like said Mr. Lopez.

I:I’m terribly sorry to hear that.

R: Thank you, Sara. *sniff*

I: *hands tissue*

R: It means a lot to hear you say that. :’( WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I: You poor thing. Moving on… tell us about the color pink. You said it was the color of explosions, right? and heart break… Have you ever had your heart broken?

R: Hmm….. Probably when I bought some nachos at the movie theatre once, and then I tripped and spilled the nachos.

I: That’s terrible! It’s okay, Richard, let it out.

R: It’s okay. I ran out of tears after talking about the whole big thingymajigger…

I: Have you ever had your heart broken by a friend? Or perhaps a… more than friend? What about Mr. JisP? The two of you seem to have a bond much stronger than broken chips.

R: Our breakup was completely mutual and, like Henry Clay, we came to a compromise.

I: I’m glad to hear it. Set your sights on anyone new lately?

R: None that I know of. But my mom, however, is trying to hook me up with someone… 0_o

I: That’s a little bit awkward. Let’s talk about your band! Anything new happening?

R: Well… I recently wrote a new song, which will probably be uploaded on the E59 band page sometime this month.

I: That’s great! We can’t wait to hear it. Any last thoughts or shout outs?

R: I’m a spicy little chihuahua.

I: Wonderful! Thank you for your time, George Lopez!

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Here’s the link to Element 59’s facebook page:

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=2286631449265&id=1353283328&ref=notif&notif_t=feed_comment_reply#!/pages/Element-59/362066597428

Like it! They are an awesome band! Flute Guy and J to the L are also members.