“I’M calling you JACOB.”- Chem Daddy

“You’re… Molly? George? You look like a George. Can I call you George?”- Chem Daddy

“You said your name was Bob. Multiple personalities?”- Chem Daddy

“Your name is Oscar. Oscar Meyer Weiner.”- Chem Daddy

“If I call him Cunnor, it’s still wrong.”- Chem Daddy. Letters matter in Chemistry.

“Junior. J-R.”- Chem Daddy

“We got the man in this class. He’s like a little Adler junior.”- Chem Daddy, in reference to Ladler.

“You’re ‘Yakay’.” “That’s better than junior…” “Okay junior.”- Chem Daddy and Junior

“I have had many rapper names, one of which was Papa. Papa Cap.”- Papa Cap

“Josh is pretty and is here and pretty.”- Martin’s chalkboard. (JisP)

“What are you talking about Nickles?”- Chem Daddy

“Can’t it just look like a taco?”- Pole/Gator/Taco

“Why don’t we call you ‘Lamongelo’?”- Junior

“Polish Poligamist. Otherwise known as ‘P.P.’”- Pole

“Yao I’msotan.”- Papa Cap

“Why do you want to call John Papa Adler? Dad!”- Chem Daddy

“Call me Chem Daddy. I’m just kidding. Call me that, and I will fail you instantaneously.”- Chem Daddy. Haha too late! I already passed!

“Your nickname is now GQ. You’re a gossip queen.”- Chem Daddy, to Cunnor.

“Would you rather be Shepole?”- Chem Daddy

“Mrs. Walpole. Oh, I mean…”- Chem Daddy

“Gatore [pronounced ga-tore-ay] missed a lashing? Impossible!”- Gator. Don’t even ask where this came from… He’s a gladiator gator now.

“I’ll name it Teddy.”- Papa Cap. That would be his broken guitar that he bangs on his podium to shut people up, btw. Call it Teddy. See if he remembers.

“I can’t believe you would call him McBaldy.”- Ladler

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