“Did you lock the window?”- Weiner 

“I wanted an armrest.”- Ladler. He dragged my desk across the room…

“Bearded midgets.”- George

“You’re like a little ball of sunshine. Absorb!”- Dover

“She has two channels. On and off.”

“Wrist, mouth. Punch me in the mouth.”

“I fixed it!”- Chem Daddy

“I feel like a teletubby!”- Dover

“I can’t shade three-dimensionally.”- Chem Daddy

“Shank that door, Molly!”- Cunnor

“You’re acting like a five-year-old.” “Plus thirty. But I wish…”- Weiner and Chem Daddy

“Fo sho!”- Chem Daddy

“STURGELL!”- Dover. She was playing that game… where you yell something out until people look at you… trying to get the attention of Coach W. Hence the Sturgell reference…

“He’s glowing!”- Junior

“No eyebrows? No problem! Sharpie finds help.”- Naja

“That’s the mother of all periodic sentences.”- Junior

“Something that I am all the time. It’s an adjective for ‘really big’.”- Ladler

“Tiddlywinks.”- Ladler

“Sorry I jumped the gun!”- Flute Guy

“It’s going to be like a cross between the Notebook and Lord of the Rings.”- JisP

“But her finger’s going to be bitten off.”- JisP

“I’ve always wondered what it would be like to throw a party. You would have to be pretty strong.”- George

…

Yeah that’s it.

Time to start a new book. The next one has a picture of the Eiffel Tower on the front. Be prepared.