Most of us know how to count. Just not Molly…

“Ugly is the dominant trait, so there’s a 25% chance of two ugly people’s children to be pretty, and then there’s a 25% chance they’ll be really ugly, and a 50% chance they’ll be half ugly. This is all assuming that ugly is determined by one gene; if not, it’s all screwed up. Mendel didn’t think of that.”- Junior

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“1, 3, 5, 9!”- George

“Pick a number one through ten.” “Eleven.” “Alright. Dover!”- Chem Daddy and Junior

“57?”- Taco

“Forty-ten minus one.”- Chem Daddy

“My internal clock is four minutes fast.”- Chem Daddy

(months later)

“My internal clock is four minutes slow.”- Cunnor

“I was pointing down three times.”- JisP

“John, you got one point.” “For the whole quiz?!”- Chem Daddy and Gatortaco

“Three quarters of [them] don’t even know how to read.”- Names ommited because it was mean.

“100 plus 90 is 190… 190 plus 90 is… a lot.”- Katie D.

Like I said… some of us can count…