Note: Afghanistan is a desk in the back of Chem Daddy’s room, and Schrodinger’s box is part of the theory of quantum mechanics. We make them real.

“If you are from Georgia or Australia, you are likely descended from a convict.”- Papa Cap

“Is Finland’s education better because they all ‘Finnish’?”- J.T.

“Shelby is in a box, and we don’t know if she’s dead or alive.”- Chem Daddy

“Send her to Afghanistan! Molly has been banished.”- Chem Daddy

“I just don’t know enough about Turkey.”- Chem Daddy

“Z. I was born in Africa.”- Chem Daddy

“Maybe Connecticut’s a part of Poland…”- Junior, the genius.

“You just created Pakistan.”- Chem Daddy

“I was happy in the corner.”- Junior

“You won’t even make it to Hell. They’ll leave you at a rest stop, with no vending machines!”- A.Will

“You smell like Missouri.”- Nickles

“Yeah, in Poland, we walk around naked.”- Gator

“Are you even Cuban?”

“They don’t make pancakes in Russia, Ashlee.”- Ladler

(to be continued)