“You’re supposed to start a statement like that with ‘what had happened was’…”- Cat Lady

“If Jake’s hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer.” “I can go around slapping people! Cancer! Cancer! Cancer!”- Ladler and Junior

“Yesterday we went in and assasinated Oba- I mean Osama Bin Laden.”- Our Principal.

“Good job! You saved us from terrorists.”- Junior

“College Board is communist.”- That weird substitute… no the other one. No, the other one.

“You have a biracial desk. That’s not allowed here. This is the south.”- Erica

“Reagan was assasinated, and then to get revenge, he ran for a second term.”- Papa Cap

“That’s supporting skin cancer.”- JisP

“They want us to teach English in mud huts or something.”- Junior

“Don’t Nofe Zach EQP SCAL PPESTEDFUNDISCH VOTE Morgan.”- Mrs. B’s board. Sabotage.