“In the next year or two, they’ll be getting onto people for using the ‘e’ word. Elbow.”- Papa Cap

“This week is red ribbon week. I say this only because I like to hear people say that three times fast.”- Papa Cap

Mocking those who fight for legal marijuana: “Aw, man. I meant to vote yes on that. Someone give me a twinkie.”- Papa Cap

“I whipped Anicka.”- our AP U.S. History book. Read it out loud.

“Screws me.”- Junior

“American is a sex, separated by sub-sexes: male, female, and black people.”- Ladler

“James, you’re white!”- Shellee. And you need to stop rapping, kid.

For Black History Month: “You should make the calendar in the shape of a black person’s head.”- Nickles

“Bring in five kids for Kidz Kan.”- Kevin. I think he meant to say cans…

“What kind of people are like you?” “Dumb people, black people…”- Ladler and Junior

“Most people cut their wrists. You cut your elbows.”- Junior

“I used to be a cat lady. Then I got hungry.”- Cat Lady

(to be continued)