“Orson Wells? Isn’t that the guy that wrote War of the Worlds?” “No, that’s H.G. Wells.”- Junior and Ladler

“Did he just say ‘you deserve a diaperbag’?”- Weiner

“I’m so glad it’s Tuesday.” “It’s Thursday…”- Nickles and Ladler

“Ashlee, it’s a ‘d’ not a ‘b’. It’s not ‘the great banger’. You’ve done it again, Dover.”- Weiner

“Fecal matter? What’s that?”- Chinese Spy

“This is why I’m not coming to college.”- Weiner, but she says she’s not the one that said it.

“It’s where your eyebrows connect with your hair. It’s called a monobrow.”- Junior

“Jake would say ’self-homicide’.”- Erica

“Your suck hugs lately.”- Chino

“Remember, remember, the seventh of April. I don’t remember what happened.”- Ladler

“You’ve summoned the fail whale!” (does fail whale dance) – Donovan

“Or does it.”- an example essay… it got a six.

“I can feel the burn.” “In your elbows?”- George and Ladler

“He’s not on the board, he’s on the wall!” “The wall covers the board.”- George and Chem Daddy. Yeah… I’m pretty sure it doesn’t…

“The answer is Snorkle.” “No, the United States.” “Close enough.”- Cunnor and Gator

“They should give us consolidation prizes.”- Dover