About the smartboard: “I wonder if it’s an actual marker, or if it’s just a magnet or something that says ‘it’s blue.’”- Flute Guy

“Oh, I thought this was foundations…”- JisP, on the first day of pre-cal.

“I smell through my chin. Hey Molly! Can you smell through your chin?”- Junior

“Wayne built the earring house.”- JisP

“I will teach you physicists.”- Ladler

“Can we eat it?”- Junior

“Patterns, Molly. Patterns.”- Chem Daddy

“Chronologically freezing.”- Dover

“Molly is only mentally ill the second Tuesday of every week.”- Chem Daddy

“Como se dice, ‘butt goes numb’?”- Shelby W.

Cunnor got something right!- Chem Daddy’s chalkboard.

“What do you eat on Christmas?” “Christmas Eve.”- Chem Daddy and Gator

“Shellee, have you ever ridden a horse?”- Junior

“You smell well.”- Dover

“Babies can be born in water? Babies have GILS?!”- Junior

“Eager little booger!”- Cunnor

“Wait, Yoshi’s a girl?”- Gator

“How do you use a dog?” “It’s for medication.” “OH! I thought the sticker was on the dog!”- Junior and Dover

(to be continued)