Two Rascals With A Plan Part 2

I always wake up early and this Saturday morning had me wishing that I was a late sleeper. My head was telling me thanks for drinking all that beer you big dummy. I staggered over to the cooler and all that was left was Coke. “Damn”, I said out loud, “Let me dehydrate myself more with caffeine.”

Naturally I drank the coke and it made me feel worse. I walked outside and sat in the chair looking at the lake and the surrounding area. Though hung over, I still noticed how beautiful the area was. I was thinking how bad I felt and all the beer we had consumed the night before.

I sat in my misery for about one hour and Shawn came out of his cabana acting all chipper and said, “good morning.”

I replied, “what’s so good about it, my head is about to fall off.”

Shawn just laughed and said, “Remember, we made plans to go to Pulapanzak and see the waterfall.”

Groggily I replied, “Really when did we do that.”

Shawn laughing more and more replied, “Last night when we were all in the pool buck ass naked.”

I looked at Shawn with my bloodshot eyes and asked him, “Shawn was I drunk off my ass when I said that.”

“Yup you were man.”

“Damn I feel like crap. Don’t ever let me drink beer again.”

Shawn was still laughing.

“For as long as I live,” I told him.

The girls finally got up around 9:00 AM acting like they had never ate in their lives. The last thing I wanted was to eat breakfast. It took them awhile but we finally went to the restaurant and ordered. Shawn feeling no ill effects from all the beer from the night before ordered a beer with his breakfast. I put one of those you SOB looks on my face and asked him, “Shawn are you crazy.”

Shawn always smiling said, “Nope just want to wet the whistle a bit.”

“Gee Shawn thanks for putting me through sheer torture,” I replied in my most sincere voice.