Unicorns are majestic creatures, they help us in our everyday lives more then you know. Even though you can’t see them they are there watching over us like angels, well angels that eat feces. Yes you heard me right unicorns do in fact keep our land free of feces.

Even though you still see some feces from time to time does mean that unicorns are slacking off. There are just simply to few unicorns to get all of it right away. you see god created these creatures in mans best interest but what happened was man only wanted the unicorns horns! Men start pillaging unicorns natural habitat killing them off and stealing they’re horns which had a majestic healing power.

In response to this violence god made the unicorns invisible to all man except one, Jesus. And then Jesus had a son which no one knew about who carried on the unicorn seeing bloodline. Nowadays only descendants of Jesus can see unicorns because god only trusted them. But what he didn’t know is Jesus descendants were even more violent then the other men, but there was one who was especially violent and his name is Velmadort.

Velmadort likes to drink the blood of the unicorns because it gives him special majestic powers. He then got drunk on unicorn blood and set out into the human world one night. He went into a house just looking for a good time but was matched with two magicians. he killed the magicians and noticed that the father was protecting a baby when he killed him. when Velmadort tried to kill the baby all he gave him was a scar because the father used old magic called sacrifice. this baby was later to be known ass perry gutter the greatest magician alive.

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