Unicorns 4 ever

            Max and Channing were your typical young chums.  They frolicked through wheat fields, picked Dandelions, and rode unicorns?  Yes it is so, Max and Channing are unicorn breeders.  They raised and trained all different types of unicorns; they raised blue unicorns, unicorns that could fly, and some with awful defects, who of course had to be put down, with guns.  Max and Channing sold their unicorns to everyone and all were happy, but Max and Channing saved the best unicorns for themselves.  Max had Lothiriele, she could breathe fire, stump out the life of the undead, and was quite a good tap dancer.  Channing had Tom Cruise, He could give anyone and STD in three and a half minutes.  One morning when Max and Channing went down to the stable to check on their loved unicorns they found that Lothiriele and Tom Cruise and a little baby unicorn.  Max and Channing were so happy that they could add a new bundle of joy into their family, but before they could celebrate a crazy axe wielding freak came and chopped up the poor baby into a bloody mess, I mean when that man was done you could not for the life of you identify that body it was so messed up, oh and it died.  The axe menace called upon the powers of raw to summon a mighty dragon and he flew away to Mt. White Peak.  Max and Channing quickly responded to this unthinkable deed, Channing mounted Tom Cruise and Max hopped on Lothiriele, and they were of. 

            Our heroes soar through the skies eagerly awaiting their revenge.  They knew that getting revenge meant that they might not be coming back, but Channing knew that if she didn’t find, rape, and then kill this man then she would never be able to live with herself.  Hours past but finally Max and Channing reached Mr. White Peak where they soon meat up with our villain, who’s name we find out is Boris.  With no time to spare Lothiriele charges Boris with her beautiful horn of pain and suffering but gets struck down with brute force by Boris the terrible; with Lothiriele down and Max defenseless Boris raises his axe ready to take another life.  Not a second to soon Tom Cruise deflects the axe with his long and mighty horn and stabs Boris straight through the heart.  Max emotionally distraught stumbles to Lothiriele’s aid.  Max tries his best to comfort her but knows it is of no use, Max stays with Lothiriele to her last breath.  It was a quite ride back home for Channing and Max , they Knew that home wouldn’t ease the pain of seeing a loved one’s life ended right before your eyes.  Months went by and eventually the battle between Max, Channing, and Boris grew old, but Max would never forget the power and beauty of his friend, Lothiriele.