1981. Danny is born and diagnosed with Ohayodomo Arigatogozaimasu. It is an illness that doesn’t have much effect at a young age, but has the potential to kill you at any given moment once you have almost left your adolescence.

1998. Danny was never told he had Ohayodomo Arigatogozaimasu. And he hadn’t found out. So he didn’t worry about dieing.

One nice summer evening, Danny went to Blockbuster to return some porno movies his dad had rented. This was the first time he had come to blockbuster in about 10 years.

He entered the store like any other person and put the movies on the counter. The girl behind the counter was pretty cute, but she gave him a weird look on seeing the movies he had brought.

“Umm, their my dad’s… Uh, yeah. See ya.” And he left very embarrassed.

The next day he went back to the store, this time to ask the girl behind the counter out on a date. But he still felt embarrassed.

Upon entering the girl asked, “Your dad sent you again for more-”

“No! Nothing like that! For God’s sake! My dad just wanted me to return them…” He went up to the counter.

“Listen, could I ask you something?”

“Seems like you just did, but go ahead.”

“Will you go out on a date with me?”

“Sure! But what’s your name?”

“Huh? Oh yeah I’m Danny. Here’s my number. What’s your name?”

“I’m Christine.”

“How does tomorrow at 7 sound?”

“Perfect.”

“Well, see ya tomorrow!” And with that he left for home, very excited.

He told his mom about what had just happened. She cried a little remember what could happen at any time. She just bit her lip and smiled.

The next morning, Christine called to see if he could reschedule. Danny’s mom answered.

“Could I speak to Danny?”

His mom sobbing said, “I’m sorry but he died from Ohayodomo Arigatogozaimasu very early this morning.”

Alternative Endings:

1. Christine called to tell Danny she was pregnant, because she was.

“Hello?”

“Danny?”

“Yes Christine?”

“Well I wanted to tell you I was pregnant.” She heard a thud and a crash. She heard a woman screaming and then ambulances. She redialed to find out that Danny had died.

2. Christine called to ask Danny if he wanted to get married.

“Hello?”

“Danny?”

“Oh yes, Christine. What did you want?”

“Would you marry me?”

She heard the loading of a rifle and than a gunshot. She redialed and was told that Danny had commit suicide, but there was no need to worry as he had Ohayodomo Arigatogozaimasu and would of died soon anyways.

18+ 3. Upon entering the store, the girl behind the counter asked, “Wanna make love right here on the counter?”

“Sure!” He said.

He died 1 hour later from an intense orgasm.