Have you ever wondered what a coffee maker is thinking when it is gets a short circuit… “Omg! He’s putting water in me again!” she feels the cold water trickling down in the hole and the switch being turned on, just like every other time in the morning when coffee is made. But this time there’s something wrong. she feels searing heat and an acute pain deep inside, and then suddenly she goes numb. “OH, my dear beans, what was that!? Oh! The coffee’s gone cold, what shall i do? he’s going to be so mad at me, i hope that he doesn’t throw me away…” He suddenly comes over and takes out the cold coffee and pours himself a glass.”Wait! Don’t drink that! it’s cold!” screams the poor broken down coffee pot. But all the human hears is a gurgling sound of coffee being made by the brewer. suddenly he takes a sip of the bitter liquid. “spew! This stuffs nasty. I wonder why it’s so cold?” suddenly a huge shape is looming over her head. Suddenly she feels something snapping off of her head, and a weird sensation coming from inside. Something tingles, and then… she feels the switch being turned on and water being pured down inside of her. It had all been a dream, she thought. But then she feels something hot inside of her…