WAFFLE NINJA!!! In…

     The Waffle Eating Pancake Zombies

   Narrator: After Waffle Ninja defeated the ninja pancakes he decided to live his days as a syrup rancher. But he didn’t know that his ranch was built on the grave of the pancakes he threw in the garbage. This is how Waffle Ninja’s adventure starts…

  Chapter 1: How It All Started…

Waffle Ninja:

Well son here we are. At are very own syrup ranch!!!

Waffle Ninja’s Son:

…Who are you?! You are not my father!!! How did I end up in your stupid car anyway!!!

Waffle Ninja:

IT’S A WAFFLE MOBILE!!! But you are right I don’t have a son…but…why ARE you in my waffle mobile?!?!?!?! OMG!!! Get out of my waffle mobile!!!

Random kid who turned out not to be Waffle Ninja’s son:

Uuuh are those pancakes in that syrup field?

Waffle Ninja:

PANCAKES?!!??!?! I though I got rid of them forever!!!

Random kid:

…what are you talking about…

Waffle Ninja:

*puts on black shades*that information is classified*throws kid out the waffle window*well…I guess I didn’t get rid of all the panca-HOLY FRENCH TOAST ARE THOSE PANCAKES MOLDY!!!

Pancake:

Uuuuhhmmmmuuuhuuuummmhmmm…wa…ffle…wa…flle…must…eat…waffle…

Waffle Ninja…if I’m right…those pancakes are zombies that want to eat me…

Zombie Pancake:

No duh…that’s kinda the point…

Waffle Ninja:

Oh…thanks for pointing that out…