“Let there be Light!”

That’s the most commonly known phrase by all Christians (Christian being general including all religions with the belief in God) as the first thing God said when He created the Universe. Contrary to popular belief, He actually was struggling to prevent a supermassive explosion caused by every newly formed planet colliding at the same time which would tear the very fabric of the Space-Time Continuum when he created the sun in an effort to guide the planets in a different direction from utter destruction. The planets amazingly survived, and He experimented with his amazing powers to create amazing new things, like trees, bears, tigers, man, woman, walrus, etc. etc. So on and so forth.

But now that everything’s all worked out, what happens when God gets bored?

Animals like the Walrus come into existence, that’s what.

Just think about it. What could possibly be more entertaining than watching a Walrus attempt to get somewhere, or run away from Polar Bears? The Polar Bears actually came into existence when God grew tired of watching Walruses and they were growing too abundant anyway. 

Sometimes God decides to be mean to Humankind, simply to ease off his boredom a bit. So stuff like the Polar Ice Caps melting, meteors crashing into us, the Ozone layer leaving, and the sun exploding… Yeah, God’s bored. And there’s nothing we can do about it.

Better yet, why would he allow us to have the knowledge to make guns if he didn’t want to watch us all kill each other? That’s probably why Somalia was created—for God’s entertainment. 

Ever wonder if God takes one person from birth and uses him like a character in a video game? Destined to be a Special Ops Marine, he would be the main character in a Call Of Duty game for God. The only downside is, if he dies, there’s no second tries, he can only switch characters and act as another Marine. Or, he can make the war an Age of Empires kind of war and play Age of Guns with his son, Jesus, and see who’s skill is better. 

Of course, God likes lightning, thunder, all that happiness. Thunderstorms are God’s creation, not to show that he’s angry, but to show that he has the power to scare the living daylights out of you. But if he’s not satisfied with your reaction, he may start gambling with other angels, making bets to see if that guy will live or not. If the guy lives through the strike of lightning, God enjoys watching what the guy is like afterwards. 

And occasionally God will make a group of stupid people for his entertainment….

When Americans Get Bored