in a tornado the school is swept away. the teachers formed a search party to find it.

the search party went to munchkin land. Toto stole their car. then Dorothy took them to Oz where they found out the wizard was an alien in disquise who had banned texting so it wouldn’t interfere with the alien technology. they exposed the wizard and texting was restored to Oz. then Oz became the highest texting users in the world. the wicked witch got mad because all her flying monkeys were texting instead of getting the ruby shoes.

after all that craziness the school was never found and the search party came home.