A fictional story to entertain my children.

Long time ago birds were very tidy and neat. They lived in very organized houses and would gather around to sing together. The music was well known and many people would come to watch and enjoy their music.

A king heard about the music and decided that he wanted to enjoy the music for himself. He sent out his soldiers to capture all the birds and brought them to his palace. He would then force them to sing all the time. When the birds refused to sing, he would have them punished by throwing dirt on them and then not feeding them.

Soon the birds became very tired and did not want to sing anymore. Some of the flew away and the king became very upset and had the remaining birds caged. The birds which escaped was very sad to see how badly their friends were treated and tried to think of a way to get back at the king. The observed the palace and found that the king had a routine of taking a bath and eating some desert after that. The color of the desert is white.

So the practiced aiming their poop while flying. This took sometime but they finally mastered the skill. The managed to fly and bombarded the desert without being seen. Unfortunately, the king did not notice it but instead enjoyed the taste.

Next they bombarded the carriage of the king and everything else that belonged to the king. Soon this became and habit and they have been doing that every since.

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  • ashan1614 on Jan 5, 2010

    AH…. That explains everything!

  • lillyrose on Jan 5, 2010

    LOL… I will show this my son who runs a mile when he sees birds over head!

  • amilia snow on Jan 13, 2010

    lmao~!!! that’s so hilarious, btw, i love the title, tickles my humor…
    “Why Birds Poop Everywhere While Flying”

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