It all started when i was going to a party with Lady Gaga. There weren’t many people there, we had some food, and the party was over. I went a few days later to the same place, but a different party, with the same girl.

Except, Katy Perry was also there. While we were walking in, I tapped Katy Perry on the shoulder and she barged me back. I whispered to Lady Gaga as we walked in “I’m gonna kill her”. She walked past us and said “What was that?”. I replied ” Oh, I was just saying I’m gonna kill that star ( because she was wearing a dark blue hat with two stars) “It just looks like something that’s gonna attack me or do something evil”, I smiled as the two laughed awkwardly. 

After the party was over I was talking to one of my friends, the party organiser said “Where’s Dior?” (Referring to Lady Gaga). We both looked around, she was coming up behind us. I turned round and saw her, we started talking on the way out of the party and we kissed ( short one ) I looked at her again and we kissed until midnight ( which wasn’t long at all ) Then, I walked her to her house, she asked me if I wanted to come in. (I obviously said yes).

I was then in my living room, watching a show about celebrities, an advertisement came on about an abdominal cruncher. The show started with an interview with lady gaga, I wasn’t sure what she was saying, but I was thinking that: If I’m dating Lady Gaga I could become Famous.

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