Why did I call you a hoe? Was it because I think the first person who will read this will be Tiger Woods? No. No, it’s because that is a line from a song that the douche-generation have just taken in as their own, “Don’t Trust Me”. It’s been around for months now, and the dip-shits are only just getting into it cause they saw it on Video Hits. I hate Video Hits. Why is the black chick named Fuzzy? Is it because her parents hate her, or that Ten were going to pay her more if she did? Both are acceptable, unlike “c0Z Sh3 iZ 1 k00l m0Th3R FuCK3r”. That would be a typical response from one of these dip-shits.

The cancer reference? That would be due to the idea that, like cancer, they go around douchebaggering everywhere and then head home to suck up to there mums, pretending to be Jesus V.2.0.5 (unnoticed). Then BAM, they’re out of high school and menacing our streets. Soon enough one rules the country and we fall into a fascist society of “pL4Y3r H4T3rs”. The only way we can solve this is Armageddon, in other words chemotherapy. And that only causes more problems down the track.

So if you ever see one of these cretins douching-up then I highly recommend opening a delicious can of ass-whoop. Send them crying to their mamma’s, but make sure you have some footage of their dickheadery. This way they get nearly slaughtered by their “no more Mr. Nice Guy” mother. And as they walk away, question why their house is always running out of tissues.

I think that we should take away their 21st century privileges and make them live the hard way that the 20th Century kids had too. Take away Internet and TV. Make them play outside and interact with other. Smoke avidly in the car as if they didn’t cause harm. Well the last one was a bit extreme, but let your kids live without a constant surrounding of electronics. iPods and Mobiles? Why do you need them? YOU’RE 8! Lets bring the good century back.