All I want is you, a warm body to lie next to mine or even a corpse like me as long as we are not out there, chasing and giving everyone else paradise. Sand In Line… more like concrete and to win love is to find Atlantis; no wonder I have never found it.

Don’t see me, don’t ask, and for the love of everything don’t read this… why are you still reading this? Amass A Mask… I surely will so no one will see me at Kohl’s and yet they will and what I will become is not as ugly as my real face.

“Can I help you” probably not and knowing this I also realize the simple truth… I don’t want to, I don’t want to know you, talk to you, be with you and nothing else. Aisle On Stage… yes I’m going to be there a monkey, in a monkey suit at Kohl’s.

Here I am going to share a story about a turkey that is funny but yet ironic. This is a TRUE story about what a turkey did in western PA.

A random poem about Thanksgiving, and after of course Black Friday.

Poem about little elves.

This young "artist" has an album upcoming after the great "success" of the song "Friday.

Black Monday. Listen to the voices you can hear.

Twenty new humorous fortune cookie sayings awaits your pleasure.

A new holiday is coming up right after Cyber Monday…Bankrupt Tuesday.