An everyday situation.

Gals, handle them with care for they are fragile..

Limerick.

Put something in her mouth, my zipper’s stuck; this is what I wanted to say to this chick at my other job, a few days back. An Open Account of Nothing… doesn’t really matter what I say, oops, my point is maybe people are better off, closed off.

Excuse the language. Criticism accepted and greatly appreciated.

Witty poem about frowning.

Angie is a hardworking woman who strives to impress her boss with her diligence, as well as her appearance. When it comes to working in an upscale office, Angie’s outfit may be as important as her performance.

If you play Devil May Cry four on the PC, you should expect all of the same visceral carnage featured in the console versions, but there’s a caveat: You’ll need a gamepad. If you’re a glutton for punishment, you can try using the game’s keyboard control scheme, but it’s awkward and frustrating. However, assuming that you have a decent controller, you’ll find that this excellent sequel is Capcom’s finest PC release in years.

Offbeat.

I hope you enjoy this piece of garbage. Badly written but go for it. You might like it.

Tell you a funny joke.
It’ll just make you laugh, make you feel, you know, happy…