You should stand back up again when life knocks you down.

I am better off without you.

If you were to care enough to ask me why I’m down I’d tell you I’m not there yet; sure I’m falling but what is down, a direction or a destination. Rock Bottom… is where I’m going and I don’t ever expect to get up again, as if you’re waiting for me?

I am falling deeper and deeper in love with you.

Nowadays obesity has reached alarming levels. Diets, exercise and even surgery is a last resort to which people resort to lose weight. Dionne but not Washington, who is proud of how they look.

Child of such description has been found.

So what is your favourite part?

The saga of my rear end through the ages!

Things can only get better once you have hit rock bottom.

We have always been distant strangers.